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MY Trip Report to HELL

Day 1 6-6-2006

It is a fabulous day in Hell. Its views are BREATHTAKING !

It's just soooooo bloody red. Walking on the promenade of Torturing and visiting the MoMD ( Museum of Modern Deaths) including 'the Skyscrapers' and 'the Chemistry'.

Day 2 7-6-2006

Wow it is not 666 todayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

THE CONTENT AFTERWARDS IS DELETED DUE TO IT'S RELATION TO A MURDER

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A post for the people who is as great as I am.

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE.

YOU WILL NEVER READ THIS!

Or answer this question by replying.

Like your head off?

answer this correctly and you will be able to see it.

* shu var going to see szit anyvay.

( it's German style English!!! )

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Our new hotel- the WESTERN GRAND RESORTS!

with a room with a special scent of arsenic and sleep FOR EVER!

TICKET FEES

by accident - free

suicidal - 100 million Ming Tong  Dollars ( Hell Bucks )

with funeral - + 50 million MTD / HellBucks

* the theme park is not passed by tests of the related authorities yet. ( but very soon there will be no authorities because they will have the ''Porsche 911 2012''!

Leaf ( v. )

Leaf ( v. )
 the bare form of the verb leave.

Eg,
  He leafed ( past tense of leaf ) us yesterday

*Please do not confuse it with '' leaves ''

Groundbreaking ( v. )

groundbreaking (v.)
 Groundbreaking describes the act of the ground ( earth's crust ) breaking in surface.

See '' Earthquake ''

to you

if you are reading this, this is dedicated to you.

MLK story Chapter 2!

Martin Luther King was singing Dramatic Song on the Nuclear Dock on Shetland Islands and Batman can't stand it and sang the elements to annoy MLK.

I'm glad I don't have to restart the story again.

Wait for Chapter 3!

Have a bad good day!

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What are you sinking about?

Please watch se What are you sinking commercial before you read sis passage

What are you sinking about?
I am sinking, not thinking!
Sen vat sar vu sinking about? ( Then what are you thinking about )
No, it's sinking!!!
Yah, vat sar vu sinking! ( Ya, what are you thinking! )\
Na, never mind
Sood. ( Good )
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MLK the story

Dedicated to my friend Thomas Lam

Martin Luther King was on Shetland Islands and he met Batman. He said that he has a dream and Batman stabbed him with a dagger. I wonder why don't Batman keep him alive, so I restarted the story.

Martin Luther King was on Shetland Islands and he met Batman. He said that he has a dream and Batman made him suicide. I wonder why don't Batman kill him directly but that's my original version, so I restarted the story AGAIN.

I think that's it for the first chapter so

.....CONTINUED.....