Hellium

HELLIUM CHEMICALS corp.
listed on HKEX ( no. 444 )

The chemicals from hell, major products include:
HEART ATTACK PILLS
SUDDEN SUFFOCATION PILLS
PLASTIC SURGERY IMPLANTS WITH ARSENIC

c.e.o.
Ms. Smithead Littleman

Come to our office in Hell and enjoy a free trial of our lethal  nice product!

GREAT WORDS

Chris Li Sausage ad

Chris Li Sausage

NOW SELLING!!!

Buy the crispy Chris Li Sausage now! 

ONLY 15 PACKS LEFT!!!

* bones may be mixed into the sausage

100 HKD for a pack of HUMAN FLESH DELICACY!

buy now at www.chrislisausage.com or visit our store in the Democratic Republic of Congo!

* All legal responsibilities go to the purchaser of the product.

A post for the people who is as great as I am.

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE.

YOU WILL NEVER READ THIS!

Or answer this question by replying.

Like your head off?

answer this correctly and you will be able to see it.

* shu var going to see szit anyvay.

( it's German style English!!! )

Western Extreme Happiness World advert

WESTERN EXTREME HAPPINESS WORLD

BEST THEME PARK THAT MAKE YOU STAY FOREVER !

Just get a taste of our W.E.H.W. ( tm ) !

HELL YEAH!

Go on the new SLIDE ALL WAY DOWN!

get up the '' cloud 9 ladder '' and slide all the way down!

Go on the new THROW, UP ( the ride)!

get the experience of being threw up and all the way UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!

Our new hotel- the WESTERN GRAND RESORTS!

with a room with a special scent of arsenic and sleep FOR EVER!

TICKET FEES

by accident - free

suicidal - 100 million Ming Tong  Dollars ( Hell Bucks )

with funeral - + 50 million MTD / HellBucks

* the theme park is not passed by tests of the related authorities yet. ( but very soon there will be no authorities because they will have the ''Porsche 911 2012''!

Leaf ( v. )

Leaf ( v. )
 the bare form of the verb leave.

Eg,
  He leafed ( past tense of leaf ) us yesterday

*Please do not confuse it with '' leaves ''

Groundbreaking ( v. )

groundbreaking (v.)
 Groundbreaking describes the act of the ground ( earth's crust ) breaking in surface.

See '' Earthquake ''

to you

if you are reading this, this is dedicated to you.

MLK story Chapter 2!

Martin Luther King was singing Dramatic Song on the Nuclear Dock on Shetland Islands and Batman can't stand it and sang the elements to annoy MLK.

I'm glad I don't have to restart the story again.

Wait for Chapter 3!

Have a bad good day!

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What are you sinking about?

Please watch se What are you sinking commercial before you read sis passage

What are you sinking about?
I am sinking, not thinking!
Sen vat sar vu sinking about? ( Then what are you thinking about )
No, it's sinking!!!
Yah, vat sar vu sinking! ( Ya, what are you thinking! )\
Na, never mind
Sood. ( Good )
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Worst Insurance Commercial

BATMAN INSURANCE CO.

YOU WILL DIE SO BUY AN INSURANCE!

1000 USD per year ( if aged above 25 )
999 USD per year ( if aged below 25 )
1999 USD per year ( if aged 25 )

MLK the story

Dedicated to my friend Thomas Lam

Martin Luther King was on Shetland Islands and he met Batman. He said that he has a dream and Batman stabbed him with a dagger. I wonder why don't Batman keep him alive, so I restarted the story.

Martin Luther King was on Shetland Islands and he met Batman. He said that he has a dream and Batman made him suicide. I wonder why don't Batman kill him directly but that's my original version, so I restarted the story AGAIN.

I think that's it for the first chapter so

.....CONTINUED.....

New short short story 1 chapter 2

AHHHHHHHHHHH!

credits : Chris Li ( Writer )

New short short story 1 chapter 1

Your neck hurts.

Continues

Set fire to the bones

Set fire to the bones
Flameland billboard no.1 for 10 weeks!

Set fire to the bones is a great hit by A-Dell

Now on shelves in Hell!
( also available on www.adellmusic.hell.com )


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Youtube Channel

My youtube channel is
'' republicoffreedomia''

if you want to waste your time, i sincerely recommend you to go to the website.

Have a good day.
Enjoy wasting your time.

Mercury Drink

''Mercury drink is the BEST DRINK ON EARTH!''
Coffin-makers Alliance
Graded 5 out of 5 in '' Hell Drink Critics ''
Noted as ''A true killer'' on Hellife Magazine

JUST US$0.99 per cup!
sold in TargetDealtWith and KillMart now!

Purchase Hotline 1-800-Kingdom-Come

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Buy a monument now!

Monuments for your Bright Dark life is awesome!
Get one now!

We have stores in
Hell

Buy One Get One Free!


* Please also bring your Passport.
i mean pass(away)port

Hugo Boss inspired by British Petroleum

Who's the boss?

HUGO

( Hugo Boss)

* JERRY OR IS NOT HUGO AT ALL.

Medium Wafers Dictionary : Brainstorm

Brainstorm ( n. )

A storm in the brain causing brain disorder and pain, may eventually cause death.

Epidemic Prevention Division Notice

We now warn all human for this disease:
Disease name : H1L1 ( human *1 life *1 )

Symptoms :
Being Able to breathe
The disease have caused Billions died in 0 to 130 years of symptoms appearance

Please all confirmed patients be ready for death as there is still no cure.

PEPD Parody of Epidemic Prevention Division

Arsenic Pills Commercial

You are a Thulium ( without '' lium'')

ARSENIC PILLS
tasty and heal make you feel NO PAIN ! *

JUST 100 HKD per pill! No.1 Product Award 2011 ( Devil Awards )
Take it and fell on cloud nine! ( literally)

* it may also make you feel nothing

Current world statistics ( joking or else )

Current World Population

7y people

Current resources left

9x tons

Current oxygen levels

0z %

Thankyou


*x=y=z=0

or else

YOU ARE A NICE PEOPLE *
You are alive! *

* Under certain circumstances

updates -- a fiction

Updates.

OPpalhbg kjahreukg hdghjdhgkuhduuhkugb jh rhtkuserhkghserkughvgkshgk

( typed in Lihokanish Language's no.39028 dialogue and the letters above represents the following meaning in English )

Dear Tess,

You must be starving to death, here's a very small mango.

* I told you it's a fiction LOL.

hi!

IN CASE you havent noticed, this actually has a twin blog called an ordinary guy's blog. CHECK IT OUT!

DISCLAP

DISCLAP ( v.)

clapping but using the back of your hands.
meaning: clapping i an opposite way to mean that the certain thing is totally BAD

example:
1. I disclaps empires and allies

Awesomeful -- total explanation

Awesomeful adj.
meaning: quite good
may use as a word to tell someone that he/she/it/yourself is awful.
may use as a compliment as '' AWESOMEFULL'' see aweomeful.

eg.  You r AWESOMEFUL! ( u r awful) ( you're quite good)

welcome or not

Hi! if you are watching, you will get annoyed in 10 minutes. If you did'nt, you're awesomeful. Got it? Awesomful?